March 2010

How Bernie really feels about Keith Allen

Keith Allen, I love him, I adore him, he has the kindest heart ever. He completely saved me at the Latitude festival by rescuing  me from sleeping under the moon and stars. Personally I prefer a four poster Chippendale with a en-suit with complementary warm towels, but hey that’s me. Any way I’ve known keith and his kids for about fifteen years and I just love little Alfie, God dame it I love them all.

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