Q.Describe your current state of mind?

Tired.  I’ve just started a new job and there is lots of homework involved

Q.Who or what is the love of your life?

My hairdresser Michael Douglas

Q.What is your most pronounced character trait?

My friends tell me I have enthusiasm of an over-excited child.  I’m not sure if that is good or bad.

Q.Which trait do you most value in others?

Openness.

Q.What word or phrase do you most overuse?

Boom!

Q.When were you at your happiest?

When I am having my hair cut by Michael Douglas or being looked after by the Prince of Soho, Bernie Katz in the Groucho

Q.What talent do you wish that you had?

To be good at playing guitar or singing

Q.What angers you most in life?

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps being constantly recommissioned

Q.Who are your heroes?

Bernie Katz (of the Groucho) and my hairdresser Michael Douglas

Q.Who are your favorite artists?

Jonny Yeo, David Shrigley and Anish Kapoor

Q.Where would you like to live?

I’d love to live in New York for a couple of years

Q.What is you single greatest achievement?

Getting a job in McDonalds when I was 18.  I loved that job.

Q.What is your motto?

No good can come from staying out past 4am

Check out how Bernie really feels about Richard >>>>

There is only one Richard Bacon and I adore him…….. he would be my number one desert Island disc bloke (platonically you do understand). Whilst waiting on our forced upon private beach for any remote sightings of parsing ship rescuers we would have the most in-depth conversations about absolutely everything. He is extremely clever and i have learnt a lot by just listening to what he has to say. He is Married to the most wonderful and beautiful lady and one other brilliant thing about ol Ricardo is that he will never let you down as long as he writes it down.

Keith Allen, I love him, I adore him, he has the kindest heart ever. He completely saved me at the Latitude festival by rescuing  me from sleeping under the moon and stars. Personally I prefer a four poster Chippendale with a en-suit with complementary warm towels, but hey that’s me. Any way I’ve known keith and his kids for about fifteen years and I just love little Alfie, God dame it I love them all.